By inverse logic, you may have heard vaccine proponents explain that discrimination against the unvaccinated is totally okay because they could easily “change teams” so to speak.

Now, as in ‘all of a sudden’, a newly announced medical intervention boasts the ability to alter one’s race at a genomic level. This breakthrough is destined to allow racists everywhere to express their opinions freely without shame.

It also has life-saving implications in the fight against the uncommon cold**; which requires everyone’s willing participation.

Medical experts and famous celebrities are urging those minorities at higher risk of infection to prioritise the safety of everyone else, above their own racial superiority complexes, by simply becoming white.

“If you fail to get the jab, you ought to fend for yourselves like that Noam Chomsky guy said,” opined leading health expert, Doctor Dick Riculous, who remains bravely and responsibly unashamed of his profession, “Saving lives is more fucking important than saving face on the basis of race. Stop being such a little crybaby and take the damn shot.”

Restaurant owners, supermarkets, employers, and all the king’s men, are now being encouraged (through hefty fines) to be as inclusive as possible in terms of whiteness. However, to keep this newly unbridled racism from getting out of hand, it’s absolutely vital for the weaker races themselves to “do the white thing”, by minimising their number and creating a safe, healthy, and peaceful planet for all.

**Did you know...? The uncommon cold, which shares about 90% of its DNA with the regular old cold, is said to have jumped the species barrier from microbe to human according to such logic.

Science Breakthrough: Safe-and-effective jab alters ethnicity after single dose. Racism now acceptable, experts say.

When pressed for comment, the esteemedly-qualified expert, Professor Rick Diculous, frantically assured half-listeners that “Triumphant UFO voter fraud could be the long awaited fake news miracle for handling hate speech climate-inducers over hot water disputes surrounding fake news online censorship bans and the aforementioned voter fraud once more.”

The sensationalism of the issue sparked further sensationalism when further variables were subsequently alleged by a cacophony of experts, invoking yet more warranted sensationalism, fueling the ‘ongoingness’ of the perceived crisis.

“It’s a forest fire catastrophe compromised by Russian AI bots triggering far-right malinformation campaigns among cashless plandemic of the unvaxxed” added Professor Diculous, trying to neatly summarise the rapidly evolving daymare as it snowballs into deeper levels of ongoing psychological terror and abstraction. (more on page something.)

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